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Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows - Leslie Gore
"There is no one quote that can contain his insanity"
Source: Superjail
Anniversary: January 2nd, 2021
Why?
Ah... Well, he's silly. What more can I say? Everything about him, every action and shitty trait, boils down to comedy and whimsy. He is so thoroughly committed to his japes and tomfoolery that I can't help but swoon. I love that his shapeshifting and reality-bending abilities appear to serve no purpose other than extra expressiveness during his unhinged rants. He's doing insane shit purely for the sake of it, and there's nothing hotter than that. What a guy!
There's a lot of aspects of his character that I didn't expect when I first sought him out. All I saw was "Oh, a silly twink? Sick." Turns out, he's an older man with severe repressed trauma, childish and narcissistic tendencies, overall sad and pathetic behavior, and just... General awfulness. He sucks, and I adore him so. I'm not a Warden Apologist, he's a fucking nightmare, but I am going to sit here giggling and kicking my feet every time I think about him. I daydream about him every single day, and if that doesn't indicate how rapidly my mental health is declining, I don't know what will.