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Reaganomics - Lemon Demon

"DEALS SO GOOD I'LL [$!$$] MYSELF!"

Source:Deltarune: Chapter 2 2

Anniversary: October 3rd, 2021

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I just. Ah. I like him so much. I think he's my favorite blorbo, honestly. I feel embarrassed because he's like, a little funny weirdo, but I can't help it. He's just so cute, and silly, and lonely. He's so fucking small. He is the most pathetic, sopping-wet, miserable little thing on the planet. He's unironically the most attractive thing I've ever seen. I wish that were a lie, but it is painfully true.

If we're going beyond his design and memeability, he's a geuinely fascinating and unique character. I don't know how to condense my thoughts about him here (or anywhere else) because there are just so fucking many. The main thing that does it for me is just how far he's fallen, and how desperate he is to climb his way back up. If nothing else, you gotta admire the dedication. I also adore how purely immoral he is, it's hilarious. Any terrible or shady business practice you can possibly fathom, he's probably committed it eleven seperate times and in a way that is somehow much worse than what you pictured. I love that, even after obsessing over him for 1.5yrs, I still find him to be totally unpredictable. I love a man that keeps me guessing and deeply confuses me!

The nail in the coffin is his loneliness. That's what destroys me. I ♥ pathetic men, always.