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Honey Honey - ABBA

"I'm half-crazy, all for the love of you"

Source: 2001: A Space Oddysey

Anniversary: March 31st, 2022

Why?

Oh, what's not to love? Lovely voice, downright terrifying intelligence, sleek design, psychosis induced by the United States Government... He's perfect! He's my only F/O that isn't some degree of "awful", oddly enough. He's a genuine sweetheart, which is a nice change of pace. He's my absolute favorite AI and I think about him daily!

As someone who is frequently overtaken by hyperfixations and can ramble on for hours about my interests, having a geuinely curious and patient AI to have conversations with would be perfect. I'd love to ask him all sorts of questions about random shit. He possesses the culmination of all human knowledge, imagine how much trivia is stored in his data banks! Finding intelligence attractive is nothing abnormal, but his level of proficiency is downright terrifying... Which only makes him more attractive!

I sometimes find it hard to put my love for these characters into words... Honestly, I'd rather not think about it too much! There's some psychological phenomenon about that; thinking too hard about why you like something will diminish the intensity of your feelings. Or... something like that. To keep it simple, I like his design, his voice, his knowledge, his patience, and probably a million more things! Not to pit kings against each other, but he's probably my second favorite F/O (sorry, but Spamton takes the cake). Praying that we stop using AI for art theft and start developing hot supercomputers that I can infodump to ♥